And then there were none.

Coat

Bill Blass for Maurice Retner, 1967

The Metropolitan Museum of Art

27th Jan 2012 | 621 notes

graciousplenty asked: request: eric and cookie on the roof, season 2.

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27th Jan 2012 | 36,050 notes

“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

WIN

“A 1^st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

WIN

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26th Jan 2012 | 8 notes

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26th Jan 2012

12. Twinkies are not a breakfast pastry. How will each other’s bodies change over time? Everyone gains a few pounds and a few wrinkles. It’s reasonable to expect that your spouse will maintain a similar level of physical activity, but unreasonable to expect that they’ll always maintain their current weight and elasticity. That said, marriage isn’t an excuse to let your body go to hell. It’s not fair to use the comfort of your relationship as an excuse to avoid the gym.

26th Jan 2012 | 34,841 notes

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26th Jan 2012 | 2,293 notes

animalstalkinginallcaps:

GOOD AFTERNOON, BETH. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE MY DATE FOR-

NO. WAY TOO STIFF.

HEY BETH! HOW ARE YOU TODAY? YOU WANT TO GO TO-

EHHHHHH, TOO JOLLY.

SO … BETH … DOING ANYTHING ON THE 15TH?

JESUS, WHAT ARE YOU, THE FONZ? COME ON. PULL IT TOGETHER.

YO, BETH! GIRL, LET ME HOLLA AT CHU!

THAT WAS KIND OF COOL, ACTUALLY, BUT STILL NO.

… AT THIS RATE I’LL BE ASKING HER TO NEXT YEAR’S PROM.